[Bgs-list] Lunch Wednesday

[kjadams at clemson.edu]

It is so cold, Winston actually stopped talking....

It is so cold, Dexter grew hair.

I will be there.

Keenan

> Ah right, Winston.  No fair using google. (I was about too, myself. )
>
> It is cold my nose wont stop running and my car won't start. (and Curtis'
> teeth STILL are chattering)
>
> Bobby
>
> Sent from my iPod
>
> On Dec 15, 2010, at 8:56 AM, "Winston Holton" <MISTER at clemson.edu> wrote:
>
>> It is so cold that:
>>
>> Curtis' false teeth were chattering...and they were still in the glass!
>>
>> Dexter's balls are now OVARIES!
>>
>> Dean paid a hooker $20 just to blow on his hands.
>>
>> Bryant dressed up like a fire hydrant just to get a little warm "liquid
>> love" from his furry friends--at least that's why he "said" he was doing
>> it!  **Insert JoJo Dancer, "will you pee on me" reference here**
>>
>> See you at noon, amateurs!
>>
>> weh
>>
>>
>>
>> Winston E. Holton, Field Coordinator
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>> Langston
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: bgs-list-bounces at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu
>> [mailto:bgs-list-bounces at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu] On Behalf Of Bryant
>> Smith
>> Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 7:26 AM
>> To: bgs-list at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu
>> Subject: [Bgs-list] Lunch Wednesday
>>
>> BG's,
>>
>> It's that time again the third Wednesday!!!!!!
>>
>> It's cold as Chicago!!! It's so cold I forgot to send this email
>> yesterday. As a matter of fact when you respond to this notice start
>> it out with "it's so cold that..." we will give a special BG prize for
>> the best line, and yes the winner must be present to win. In order to
>> increase the likelihood that the winner will show up we are going to a
>> BG favorite this week. We are going to the House of Leung on 123.
>> Lunch will begin at noon. There are no classes going on so there
>> should be no excuses. We want to make them put all of their tables
>> together for us. This week we will be discussing 1) Are you on
>> someone's naughty or nice list?; 2) How far did you travel so that you
>> or your kids could see a Black Santa (not this year but at any point
>> in your life); 3) Since this is our last lunch of 2010 what have been
>> the top BG discussions for this year, that's right a recap. My top
>> story is about Dexter, that's all i will say online; 4) We are putting
>> the exclamation point on another decade as well so we have to talk
>> about surprises, disappointments, and accomplishments for this decade
>> as well as predictions for the next; 5)We have to celebrate the
>> retirement of an Original BG Dr. Curtis White. Bring your favorite
>> embarrassing Curtis story bonus points if you have video or photo's.
>> This week we will also have a special performance by a BG who has not
>> been able to join us for some time but has promised to come out as
>> long as I don't put his nickname on our list. Mr. Jerry knighten will
>> be playing his saxophone to help us get into the holiday mood. Make a
>> special effort to bring a Black guy so they can at least end the year
>> with some brothers. Special shout out to another lost BG Grant "I'm
>> doing Toyota commercials" Cunningham we know he will phone his order
>> in. Make sure you reply to all so we will know how many seats we will
>> need for lunch. Looking forward to celebrating with everyone.
>>
>> Bryant (you wish you could have my job) "The List Keeper" / Director
>> of BG Correspondence
>>
>> Bryant K. Smith
>> Author, "M.A.N.-U.P. How To Coach A Male Into Manhood"
>>
>> President, Smith Consulting And Networking
>> P.O. Box 1631
>> Clemson, SC 29633
>> (864) 207-0267
>>
>> "Difficult does not equal impossible!"
>>
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