[Bgs-list] Lunch Wednesday

[Bruce Ransom]

I will be there.  No joke.

Bruce Ransom

On 12/15/2010 9:12 AM, kjadams at clemson.edu wrote:
> It is so cold, Winston actually stopped talking....
>
> It is so cold, Dexter grew hair.
>
> I will be there.
>
> Keenan
>
>> Ah right, Winston.  No fair using google. (I was about too, myself. )
>>
>> It is cold my nose wont stop running and my car won't start. (and Curtis'
>> teeth STILL are chattering)
>>
>> Bobby
>>
>> Sent from my iPod
>>
>> On Dec 15, 2010, at 8:56 AM, "Winston Holton"<MISTER at clemson.edu>  wrote:
>>
>>> It is so cold that:
>>>
>>> Curtis' false teeth were chattering...and they were still in the glass!
>>>
>>> Dexter's balls are now OVARIES!
>>>
>>> Dean paid a hooker $20 just to blow on his hands.
>>>
>>> Bryant dressed up like a fire hydrant just to get a little warm "liquid
>>> love" from his furry friends--at least that's why he "said" he was doing
>>> it!  **Insert JoJo Dancer, "will you pee on me" reference here**
>>>
>>> See you at noon, amateurs!
>>>
>>> weh
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Winston E. Holton, Field Coordinator
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>>>
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>>> Langston
>>>
>>>
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>> From: bgs-list-bounces at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu
>>> [mailto:bgs-list-bounces at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu] On Behalf Of Bryant
>>> Smith
>>> Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 7:26 AM
>>> To: bgs-list at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu
>>> Subject: [Bgs-list] Lunch Wednesday
>>>
>>> BG's,
>>>
>>> It's that time again the third Wednesday!!!!!!
>>>
>>> It's cold as Chicago!!! It's so cold I forgot to send this email
>>> yesterday. As a matter of fact when you respond to this notice start
>>> it out with "it's so cold that..." we will give a special BG prize for
>>> the best line, and yes the winner must be present to win. In order to
>>> increase the likelihood that the winner will show up we are going to a
>>> BG favorite this week. We are going to the House of Leung on 123.
>>> Lunch will begin at noon. There are no classes going on so there
>>> should be no excuses. We want to make them put all of their tables
>>> together for us. This week we will be discussing 1) Are you on
>>> someone's naughty or nice list?; 2) How far did you travel so that you
>>> or your kids could see a Black Santa (not this year but at any point
>>> in your life); 3) Since this is our last lunch of 2010 what have been
>>> the top BG discussions for this year, that's right a recap. My top
>>> story is about Dexter, that's all i will say online; 4) We are putting
>>> the exclamation point on another decade as well so we have to talk
>>> about surprises, disappointments, and accomplishments for this decade
>>> as well as predictions for the next; 5)We have to celebrate the
>>> retirement of an Original BG Dr. Curtis White. Bring your favorite
>>> embarrassing Curtis story bonus points if you have video or photo's.
>>> This week we will also have a special performance by a BG who has not
>>> been able to join us for some time but has promised to come out as
>>> long as I don't put his nickname on our list. Mr. Jerry knighten will
>>> be playing his saxophone to help us get into the holiday mood. Make a
>>> special effort to bring a Black guy so they can at least end the year
>>> with some brothers. Special shout out to another lost BG Grant "I'm
>>> doing Toyota commercials" Cunningham we know he will phone his order
>>> in. Make sure you reply to all so we will know how many seats we will
>>> need for lunch. Looking forward to celebrating with everyone.
>>>
>>> Bryant (you wish you could have my job) "The List Keeper" / Director
>>> of BG Correspondence
>>>
>>> Bryant K. Smith
>>> Author, "M.A.N.-U.P. How To Coach A Male Into Manhood"
>>>
>>> President, Smith Consulting And Networking
>>> P.O. Box 1631
>>> Clemson, SC 29633
>>> (864) 207-0267
>>>
>>> "Difficult does not equal impossible!"
>>>
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