[Bgs-list] Lunch Wednesday

[Bobby Clark]

Ah right, Winston.  No fair using google. (I was about too, myself. )

It is cold my nose wont stop running and my car won't start. (and Curtis' teeth STILL are chattering)

Bobby

Sent from my iPod

On Dec 15, 2010, at 8:56 AM, "Winston Holton" <MISTER at clemson.edu> wrote:

> It is so cold that:
> 
> Curtis' false teeth were chattering...and they were still in the glass!
> 
> Dexter's balls are now OVARIES!
> 
> Dean paid a hooker $20 just to blow on his hands.
> 
> Bryant dressed up like a fire hydrant just to get a little warm "liquid love" from his furry friends--at least that's why he "said" he was doing it!  **Insert JoJo Dancer, "will you pee on me" reference here**
> 
> See you at noon, amateurs!
> 
> weh
> 
> 
> 
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: bgs-list-bounces at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu [mailto:bgs-list-bounces at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu] On Behalf Of Bryant Smith
> Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 7:26 AM
> To: bgs-list at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu
> Subject: [Bgs-list] Lunch Wednesday
> 
> BG's,
> 
> It's that time again the third Wednesday!!!!!!
> 
> It's cold as Chicago!!! It's so cold I forgot to send this email  
> yesterday. As a matter of fact when you respond to this notice start  
> it out with "it's so cold that..." we will give a special BG prize for  
> the best line, and yes the winner must be present to win. In order to  
> increase the likelihood that the winner will show up we are going to a  
> BG favorite this week. We are going to the House of Leung on 123.  
> Lunch will begin at noon. There are no classes going on so there  
> should be no excuses. We want to make them put all of their tables  
> together for us. This week we will be discussing 1) Are you on  
> someone's naughty or nice list?; 2) How far did you travel so that you  
> or your kids could see a Black Santa (not this year but at any point  
> in your life); 3) Since this is our last lunch of 2010 what have been  
> the top BG discussions for this year, that's right a recap. My top  
> story is about Dexter, that's all i will say online; 4) We are putting  
> the exclamation point on another decade as well so we have to talk  
> about surprises, disappointments, and accomplishments for this decade  
> as well as predictions for the next; 5)We have to celebrate the  
> retirement of an Original BG Dr. Curtis White. Bring your favorite  
> embarrassing Curtis story bonus points if you have video or photo's.  
> This week we will also have a special performance by a BG who has not  
> been able to join us for some time but has promised to come out as  
> long as I don't put his nickname on our list. Mr. Jerry knighten will  
> be playing his saxophone to help us get into the holiday mood. Make a  
> special effort to bring a Black guy so they can at least end the year  
> with some brothers. Special shout out to another lost BG Grant "I'm  
> doing Toyota commercials" Cunningham we know he will phone his order  
> in. Make sure you reply to all so we will know how many seats we will  
> need for lunch. Looking forward to celebrating with everyone.
> 
> Bryant (you wish you could have my job) "The List Keeper" / Director  
> of BG Correspondence
> 
> Bryant K. Smith
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