[Bgs-list] Lunch Wednesday

[Winston Holton]

It is so cold that:

Curtis' false teeth were chattering...and they were still in the glass!

Dexter's balls are now OVARIES!

Dean paid a hooker $20 just to blow on his hands.

Bryant dressed up like a fire hydrant just to get a little warm "liquid love" from his furry friends--at least that's why he "said" he was doing it!  **Insert JoJo Dancer, "will you pee on me" reference here**

See you at noon, amateurs!

weh



Winston E. Holton, Field Coordinator
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-----Original Message-----
From: bgs-list-bounces at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu [mailto:bgs-list-bounces at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu] On Behalf Of Bryant Smith
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 7:26 AM
To: bgs-list at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu
Subject: [Bgs-list] Lunch Wednesday

BG's,

It's that time again the third Wednesday!!!!!!

It's cold as Chicago!!! It's so cold I forgot to send this email  
yesterday. As a matter of fact when you respond to this notice start  
it out with "it's so cold that..." we will give a special BG prize for  
the best line, and yes the winner must be present to win. In order to  
increase the likelihood that the winner will show up we are going to a  
BG favorite this week. We are going to the House of Leung on 123.  
Lunch will begin at noon. There are no classes going on so there  
should be no excuses. We want to make them put all of their tables  
together for us. This week we will be discussing 1) Are you on  
someone's naughty or nice list?; 2) How far did you travel so that you  
or your kids could see a Black Santa (not this year but at any point  
in your life); 3) Since this is our last lunch of 2010 what have been  
the top BG discussions for this year, that's right a recap. My top  
story is about Dexter, that's all i will say online; 4) We are putting  
the exclamation point on another decade as well so we have to talk  
about surprises, disappointments, and accomplishments for this decade  
as well as predictions for the next; 5)We have to celebrate the  
retirement of an Original BG Dr. Curtis White. Bring your favorite  
embarrassing Curtis story bonus points if you have video or photo's.  
This week we will also have a special performance by a BG who has not  
been able to join us for some time but has promised to come out as  
long as I don't put his nickname on our list. Mr. Jerry knighten will  
be playing his saxophone to help us get into the holiday mood. Make a  
special effort to bring a Black guy so they can at least end the year  
with some brothers. Special shout out to another lost BG Grant "I'm  
doing Toyota commercials" Cunningham we know he will phone his order  
in. Make sure you reply to all so we will know how many seats we will  
need for lunch. Looking forward to celebrating with everyone.

Bryant (you wish you could have my job) "The List Keeper" / Director  
of BG Correspondence

Bryant K. Smith
Author, "M.A.N.-U.P. How To Coach A Male Into Manhood"

President, Smith Consulting And Networking
P.O. Box 1631
Clemson, SC 29633
(864) 207-0267

"Difficult does not equal impossible!"

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