[Bgs-list] Lunch Wednesday

[Bryant Smith]

Hey BG's,

It's the first Wednesday of the month and it's time for us to  
celebrate. We will celebrate Cinco De Mayo and the elimination of Mr.  
Bin Laden at Smitty's Grill on HWY 93 in Central. I heard that Billy  
'D' was buying. At least that is what I am putting in this email so he  
will show up and reclaim his status as the only non-B, "BG"! It's the  
end of another school year so come out and celebrate. It is also bring  
a Black Guy day so find another BG and invite him to lunch. As usual  
we eat at noon. Make sure you reply to all so we will know how many to  
expect. We are also back to adding entertainment to the mix. Curtis  
White will recite his Easter Speech again for us, while Glenn Hare  
will do a dramatic interpretation of the speech. Bring your cameras as  
the Easter Bunny will be there for pictures. Okay it's not really the  
Easter Bunny but one of our resident Kappas will come and show how  
"pretty" they are by taking pictures anyway. See you on Wednesday and  
bring your birth certificates in case Donald Trump crashes lunch.

Bryant (I can prove I was born in the U.S.A.) the list keeper.

Bryant K. Smith
Author, "M.A.N.-U.P. How To Coach A Male Into Manhood"

President, Smith Consulting And Networking
P.O. Box 1631
Clemson, SC 29633
(864) 207-0267

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