[Bgs-list] Lunch Wednesday

Harold E. Cheatham hcheathm at bellsouth.net
Mon Jun 13 19:35:52 EDT 2011


Dear Lord Bryant, Da First (We'll deal later with your ascension, or was it
"self promotion" like all those Bishops -- think Eddy Long!) 

I write to  advise your lordship ( or is it lardship; I seen you jumpin' up
and down in the exercise room with all those women folk, like you was trying
to unload somethin' or other!" If you wonder about the diction, it is
because I am now reading Gloryland by Shelton Johnson and copyin' what I'm
reading) Long parenthetical expression, that! Anyway, I write to advise that
I will observe GlennHare Day (with or without Glenn) and ideally with Lord
Byron in tow!


H 
P.S. Your notices inspire "craziness" (the creative kind!, in me. Thanks).
 
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[mailto:bgs-list-bounces at mailhost.ces.clemson.edu] On Behalf Of Bryant Smith
Sent: Monday, June 13, 2011 6:39 PM
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Subject: [Bgs-list] Lunch Wednesday

"Hear Ye, hear ye ( I always wanted to say that), let it be known that this
Wednesday marketh the third Wednesday in the month of June and as such let
it be known henceforth and forevermore that on said day the males of the
realm known only as the BG's shall gather at the noon hour to dine. The
gathering shall be held at Smitty's Grill in Central, SC on highway 93. In
honor of a great BG who will be departing our realm and heading toward the
realm of the "Cocks" I the great list keeper shall declare this Wednesday
the 15th of June Glenn hare Day!! Upon this day all BG's are invited to
roast young Glenn in preparation for his departure. Even if he does not show
up all conversations will be Glenn related. Bring your favorite Glenn story
and a lie or two about Glenn and join us for lunch. Dexter the Jester of the
court will provide us with entertainment. To be absent from this feast may
result in all of your lands and titles being stripped and your membership
into the BG's revoked until such time as your offspring no longer remember
the transgression you committed that got you banned to begin with. As always
a reply to everyone would be greatly appreciated so that the proper
accommodations can be made for all those loyal to the BG's who will be
attending".

Lord Bryant The First, Keeper of the List of the realm of Tigers.

Bryant K. Smith
Author, "M.A.N.-U.P. How To Coach A Male Into Manhood"

President, Smith Consulting And Networking P.O. Box 1631 Clemson, SC 29633
(864) 207-0267

"Difficult does not equal impossible!"

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