[Bgs-list] Lunch This Wednesday

[Bryant Smith]

Fellow BG's,

it may be Fall break at Clemson but there is no break from lunch. This  
week we will dine at Pizza Hut on 123, yes the new and improved Pizza  
Hut. They are supposed to have a buffet on Wednesday's  if you can  
confirm this from your own personal experience please share with the  
list. This week we will be discussing the election results. Did your  
candidate(s) win or will you be relocating to Gilligan's Island? Lunch  
will begin at noon make sure you rsvp to the entire list so we will  
know how many seats to hold. This week we will have our special BG  
report entitled "Where Are They Now?" where we will try to ascertain  
what has become of some of our old BG's like Grant Cunningham who has  
not been seen since he was on television starring in a Toyota  
commercial. Rumor has it he has gone Hollywood and is currently  
working on a new feature film about his frat brother Bishop Eddie  
Long. Who does Grant play in the biopic you will have to come to lunch  
and find out. We will also be asking what ever happened to our only  
honorary BG the infamous Billy D'? Rumor has it his new office is so  
big he has his own chef in it and does not have to go out to lunch  
with the BG's anymore. Is this true you say? Come to lunch and find  
out. Finally, we will be asking about Kenyatta Shamburger who has not  
been seen at a BG lunch...come to think of it he has never been seen  
at a BG lunch. Why? I guess you will have to come to lunch in order to  
find out. As always we encourage you to bring a BG with you who may  
not be on the list as we are always looking for new members to raost,  
I mean include.

Bryant The (this was only supposed to be temporary) List Keeper!

Bryant K. Smith
Author, "M.A.N.-U.P. How To Coach A Male Into Manhood"

President, Smith Consulting And Networking
P.O. Box 1631
Clemson, SC 29633
(864) 207-0267

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